Goosey-isms / sayings

My Goo has several sayings that are all her! Last night my hubby was doing something (Can't recall the task) and Goo told him, "You're as smart as a bear, just like me."

When she gets angry at her older sister, she may ask, "Do you want a piece of meat? I'll give you a piece of meat in the head." This she got from her cousin Chubba Bubba asking, "Do you want a piece of me?". Goose changed it up a bit.

When her tummy rumbles from being hungry or just making digesting noises, we have asked what her tummy was saying, and in a deep voice she would proclaim, "I'm watchin' a movie."

She has told me on several occasions as she was heading to the bathroom, that she was "going to drop a Duke". Way to go dad, hope she doesn't use that one in school.

When she dances, she may ask whoever is nearby to "Watch my groove".

Her favorite adjectives are "Nice" (which can be used positively or very sarcastically, as done when she walked in on her dad wearing his boxers and black socks. She said, "Nice dad" in her most sarcastic tone to show her disapproval of his black socks pulled up, turned around and walked out of the room). She also uses "gnarly" to describe things she finds to be gross and "adorable" is often used towards babies or animals.

We hear "you go girl" or "you go boy" on a daily basis.

Once she was "reading" a tag on her car seat. When her grandma asked her what it said, Goo read, "Made in Cuba". Hmmmm?

When wanting to be tickled, she may ask to tickle her "Under pits" This is her combination of under arms and arm pits. Now the whole family calls them under pits.

If she is experiencing a sore throat, she'll tell me she has a "tummy ache in her throat."

Condiments are "dunk" to Goo. Her favorite dunk is ranch dressing which may be used for meat, french fries and has also been accompanied with such fruits as watermelon (yuck!) Sometimes she'll have red dunk (ketchup) or yellow dunk (mustard).

Words that she still cannot quite pronounce:
sandwich = smamwich
together = togetter
mother = mudder
father= fodder
vagina = bagina
computer = compooter

I know this posting is random. But these are just some examples of things she says that make me smile. I am sure more will come to mind and I will post as they do.